March 2012
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As much as I'm pro-Palestine, I'm glad that the...
Praying for the students of DePaul University.
netscapeshawty:
Quit complaining about ur parents angry teens u kno ur house got that good feng shui u kno the couch u on is oriented perfectly to get that positive qi flowing thru ur household wtf u complaining about
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“Get stuck. Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though...”
– BIRTH OF A SUPERVILLAIN: How To Ruin Your Life (via clitarhero)
My thought process when people fall asleep on me
Aww how precious
But like not so precious that I won’t wake her up soon because I need a glass of water
Wow her face is pretty smooth
Like a blank canvas
Should I draw on dick on it before she wakes up?
Definitely
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Today I gave my my Dutch professor a visual...
and he taught me the perfect tense so, you know, we’re both learning.
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Monica: Are you no wearing a bra?
Me: It’s EUROPEAN, ok?!?!
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deendamydick asked: hey! :)
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Why is everyone trying to play like The Hunger...
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The Netherlands' MTV channel plays old Degrassi...
Plus I am only a few episodes away from the incest scene.
Watch
GPOY OF EVERYONE ON TUMBLR.
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Today Katie and I walked down the streets of...
I ask the good people of Holland to please accept this tumblr post as a formal apology.
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I was waiting for my tram home today when these British girls came up and asked me for directions. Being able to help others navigate the city was super exciting and I was basically walking on air … right until I rode right past the building they were looking for and realized I had sent them in the complete opposite direction.
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clavid:
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried...
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The worst conversation I had in Morocco
Starring two grad students from the University of Rabat and my traitor friends
Mourad: So what are your interests?
Me: I’m really into politics and I like to read, play tennis, and dance.
Mourad: What kind of dance?
Me: Well…uh…I
Gigi: Twerking! She likes to twerk!
Rachid: What is twerking, exactly? Can you show us?
Mourad: Yes! Twerk for me! TWERK FOR ME!
Alex: Yeah,...
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Amber Rose is hosting some club party in Amsterdam...
I have a lot of unresolved feelings about that relationship okay?
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Back in Amsterdam
Where people on the street don’t stop me to tell me I’m pretty so I may as well be dead
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What happened to Chingy?
:(
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Apparently the cover for the club we were trying...
That’s basically 20 euros. My cheap ass wouldn’t even pay 20 euros in fucking Europe.
All my friends are turning into dykes or something...
