December 2011
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Watching my cousin take a hit off her inhaler
Me: Hahahaha why is asthma so funny to me?
Olabisi: Um, probably because you don’t have it.
eyemahleighh asked: Joseph told me what a boobs up lesbian was tonight. And yeah. It's nothing like I thought.
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I want a girlfriend who will do my hair and make...
How about you learn to deal with yo fucking self?
slaglady:
you can’t be growing out your roots and be calling it ombre.
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“Playstation is definitely the best system. I mean you can do so many things with...”
– A ~kool girl gamer~ at the eye doctor
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“Real friends are suppose to have the same enemies, too many people got this...”
– Frank Ocean (via thisisenglandgoodnight)
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At the Mall
Mom: Oh my word, wow. Did you see that?
Me: What?
Olabisi: A lady just walked and by and said I was "absolutely gorgeous."
Me: Did she not see me?!
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This is the day that the Lord has made →
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totalinanity asked: I studied abroad in England and was told the same thing about the rain boots, and was furious because England is notorious for it's rain, but not wanting to seem like a weirdo, I waterproofed some cheap boots and was prepared to suck it up. However, the tip was totally true about the rain boots but the rain, while pretty constant, was no where nearly as intense as it is in America. I...
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elinious asked: I dunno who told you you can't wear rain boots in Amsterdam, but let me just tell you that that's absolute bullshit!
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Hate you Amsterdam
I posted over a year ago that I had decided to do my study abroad in South Korea but my life and plans have changed a lot since then and I’m leaving at the end of January to spend a semester in Amsterdam, followed by a summer in London.
Anyway, I am crying because one of the girls in my program informed me that even though it rains there all the time, they just don’t wear rain...
“If you escaped what I escaped, you’d be in Paris getting fucked up too.”
– This line really resonates with me because my parents almost named me Odette.
I broke up with my girlfriend at around 4 this...
I have a Business Law exam in two hours that I haven’t studied for yet.
Ugh, and now a shitty The Fray song just came on my Pandora station.
Well, it’s been good knowing you guys.
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The other day my news feed was blowing up with how...
Why though? Like, you’re excited because some Miami University students who took a shitty College Prowler survey think they’re hot? Because I guarantee anyone who answered this survey was thinking, “Me and my friends are hot!!” not “That girl I saw in King who looked like she was on her 3rd day of ponytail is hot!!”
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I Wanna Go (Live from Peru)
Wow, well this is awful…
This entire tour was a complete abomination; one of the worst large-scale pop shows of all time. Britney, honey, you have to stop. Stop working. Stop “singing”. Stop wiggling in place (remember when Britney used to dayunce?)....
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“First, it is simply false that scholarships for people of color crowd out monies...”
– Tim Wise, A Bad Year for White Whine: College Scholarships and the Cult of Caucasian Victimhood (via steviemcfly)
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The coffee shop that stays open 24 hours for...
If you guys are ever in town, I urge you to go in and take a look at my murder-suicide note concerning me and my Macroeconomics professor.
It’s in green chalk. You can’t miss it!
SMH at how many people on my Facebook feed are...
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
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Reason #852 not to drink when you're tired:
Last night, because I couldn’t muster up the strength to stand up and leave the room, I had to suffer through watching some boy do the choreography to my university’s (nearly) all-white production of The Wiz.
I’m aware that Glee made a joke about an all-white production of The Wiz but this is actually my reality.
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