February 2011
34 posts
Just giving you guys the heads up about a new,... →
Regardless of your views on abortion, I think we can all agree that this is truly disgusting. We, as constituents, cannot allow our legislators to discount the experiences of those who have been raped and revise the meaning of sexual consent just to meet a political end.
A bill that amends the tax code so that PRIVATE insurance companies will be unlikely to cover abortions is unnecessary and even...
January 2011
25 posts
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Omg these "Never Say Never" commercials are...
You go, Kim K. Promote your underage boyfriend.
Just gonna hole myself up in this room and cry
My phone was ran over by a car last night, dashing all my plans to be a good person today/go out last night/not want to die.
I’d take a lot more ownership of being dramatic if buying my phone again without being elgible for an upgrade with 2-year contract wasn’t $509.99.
“Oh I love cats. I used to have two cats. But then I moved to this place with...”
– someone on ontd
Things that remind me of how I can't wait to be...
This bag
How, while I was traveling over winter break, one of the other passengers in first class referred to economy as “cattle class” without a hint of shame or self-awareness and I thought I’d never be able to stop laughing until I realized that he was talking about me 99% of the time I travel.
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Hey Amber Rose? Get your shit together.
I know I just woke up at 5:30 am on the floor and my first thought was to get online and blog about you so I may need my own intervention but this is about you. This is about you cheating on Kanye. This is about you dating Wiz Khalifa (that Fraggle Rock looking motherfucker).
I used to defend you back when you were dating Yeezy (around the time he was reupholstering your pussy).
“Nah...
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A real text I just received:
kay! see you soon my fierce sistuh
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I HAVE NEVER HATED A STRANGER LIKE I HATE NATALIE...
“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t...”
– John Waters (via euphoriaaaa)
Agreed.
(via sirensandreams)
WatchCRAIGSLIST’S MISSED CONNECTIONS
Me and Malcolm. Power couple.
Tumblr is really just a platform for me to find new and inventive ways to embarrass myself.
My Human Sexuality class is going to be the best
I realized that this makes me 5 years old but today, as we were discussing whether sex has to mean something, my eyes teared up with the effort of not dying with laughter while this guy went on a five minute rant about how he had sex with one of his friends and it was chill afterward but then he hooked up with another one of his friends and it got weird and she stopped talking to him.
And the...
~life changing~
One of my Bosses: How was Sierra Leone?
Me: Oh, it was good. I had fun.
Boss: Oh wow, was it amazing?
Me: Yeah, kind of.
Boss: Really life-changing, huh?
Me: No.
I'm back
I’ve been traveling for well over 24 hours and I want to die but I’m home.