December 2010
29 posts
I feel like the ability to subtly bounce one's...
sade:
Motherfuckin’ gold medal champion right here.
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sade:
“but anyway I think you’re bionic and I don’t think you’re beautiful, I think you’re Beyonce” - lyrics that I wish were real.
lyrics that i thought were real the first 4 times i heard the song
“If anyone ever said that word to me, I can’t imagine my reaction being...”
– Joseph, on the word “magnificent”
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I hope Eve and Gwen Stefani are still tight :(
I think my favorite part of Katy Perry's Firework...
For too long, they’ve been maligned, mistreated, and discriminated against. I’m glad she’s shedding light on their struggle.
I'm considering just buying some
drinkyourjuice:
index cards for Christmas and writing, “My presence is a present, kiss my ass,” on them in Sharpie.
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Whatever, Guys.
It’s a good thing Tumblr was down. Otherwise, I would have probably tried to liveblog the 6-8 crying jags I’ve had in the past two days.
On the bed! On the floor! On the phone! On the sidewalk! In the bathroom! In the stairwell of the next dorm over!
Things learned tonight
1. Washing down Aleve with Four Loko totally works.
2. Wearing just a bra with an open blazer (plus a black skirt & studded sunglasses) to a Lady Gaga-themed party is the cheapest, easiest way to look fierce. See also: stealing rhinestones off Trevor’s body/costume to stick around my eyes.
3. Being the girl who walks into the party wearing next to nothing is overrated. I’m all...
blogrehabwithdrdrew:
I have a drag queen-induced wound on my leg.
and I spanked Caroline so hard on stage (23 times) that my hand burned.
~K0ol NiTe!!!~
No but really, cool night.
Going to my first drag show!
Some of my friends that will be performing:
Princess Peacock Britney Queers Richard M. Lightly (Dick Em Lightly)
This girl you guys. Mad love for this girl.
So we’re looking at chart that sorts Disney princesses into houses and we’re all little confused at them placing Ariel into Slytherin since she’s the most basic bitch to ever slither onto land.
Nammy: Ugh, they should put her in Hufflepuff. It’s for the useless people. That’s where they put all the leftovers.
Dani & Me: Mmhmm/preach/let the church say amen,...
